1. BEHIND THE SOFA
Coins! Lint! Offspring!
2. GNAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?
Call me a hypochondriac, but I think I have this. That’s why I said all those dreadful things at the office party last Christmas.
3. COMEDY – IT’S NO LAUGHING MATTER
That’s not just because you can laugh your head off.
4. THE SOLUTION TO, A CAUSE OF, ALL YOUR PROBLEMS
Why would anyone need another hole in the head? Isn’t seven enough?
5. BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE
What caused this earth scorching event in Mother Russia? Nuclear explosion, UFO or extra spicy cabbage soup? Only the physicists know for sure:
6. THEY COULD READ MINDS
But when their funding was cut they acted surprised:
7. NECKS, PLEASE
You expect mythological beasts to be unbelievable but this is a bit of a stretch:
8. ONLY THE HITS
Hey – it’s better than what’s on ZMFM
9. SOMETIMES THE CURE IS WORSE THAN THE DISEASE
Good news, you’re all healed. Now it’s time for another kind of therapy.
10. CATS & DOGS
I guess you could say it’s ‘pelting’ down.