Kung Fu Rider is an attempt at using the Move controls in an innovative way, but sadly, the attempt fails dreadfully. As a game there is no substance, pleasure or driving need to keep on playing. The premise is beyond Japanese wackiness; ride a wheeled office chair down a number of busy streets while avoiding obstacles, bad guys and pulling the occasional stunt. It feels like a dodgy arcade game from 10 years ago. I really hope you have stopped reading by now and moved on. In a nutshell, just don’t.